My First time

Current mood: crazy
Category: Writing and Poetry

Forgive the language. The rest is self explanatory. No story necessary



Miss Stank #1

Since you're so clever
Tell me would you ever,
Eat out a girl whose pubic hair needed air?

If your head was between legs
That smelled of rotten eggs
Just tell me would you lick, a smelly clit?

What if you were rubbing the clit,
And your whole hand fell into it
Would you ever fuck a girl who probably fucked the world?

Would you eat it any way?
Fuck so she won't call you gay?
Maybe some condoms could give some width to your dick.

Maybe, she might get up and clown
Then would you be able to pound,
A hole the size of a whale, as big as hell?

Why don't you stir it up,
Like coffee in a cup?
Just clink around the sides. What a ride!

Maybe she might get on top,
And rock and roll my jock
But she doesn't want to take a ride. I wonder why?

What'll she say once out of bed?
"I fucked you," nuff said.
But, what if you never reached the top? Never went pop?

What if as soon as you start you're ready to stop?
Suffice it to say my first time was a flop.






Wow...I feel really sory for you. sounds like a terrible experience.
Sounds like enough to make you never wanna do it again... yuck!


lol...i'm sorry if that's from experience...and I really REALLY hope u didn't lick that stuff lol


The surprising thing looking back is all the bullets I dodged. I never so much as caught a cold from a girl. I'm proud of my self control and appreciate that experiences like this one helped make that control stronger.


Hmm...and you tried it again after that?


My word no! I never go back to wack snatch.


All I can say is, if that was your first time, "Poor Baby!!! I certainly hope you've found better experiences to save you from giving up sex altogether! The kudo I feel like giving you for this piece is not for the experience, but for the "black comedy" it represents.