New Years Resolution 2009

My senior year in High School (GO COUGARS!), I was involved in WAY too many organizations and taking WAY too many AP classes. So many, in fact, I actually forgot to take one test. Luckily it was Calculus BC and I didn't mind being forced to pick up easy A's in college. One of my AP teachers noticed this and intervened early in my first semester. She flat out told me I was stretched way too thin. I resisted her request to give up a class or an activity but she sweetened the pot by telling me she would simply fail me for being late to class no matter how smart I was. It turned out to be the best decision I ever made. Senior year was a blast. I chilled, studied (mostly chilled) and generally kicked it like never before. The class was only US History. Another class I didn't mind picking up an easy A in.

I don't remember the teacher (she was new and I never got a chance to know her). I will never forget our talk however. Since then, I have always been conscious of spreading myself too thin. As I was reflecting on on 2008 and thinking of the new things on the horizon in 2009, I found myself in a similar dilemma.

I was so burned out with work and extra-curricular activities early in 2008 that I was just getting rested up in December. AND I wanted to do more in 2009. So, I have to let somethings go. I considered giving up my job. I considered celibacy. I considered settling down...

...all those things ended up being New stuff on top of the old stuff. Giving up my job would be more work. Becoming celibate...fuck that! And it was WAY WAY too much work trying to settle with one woman (I'm not talking about you.). I was actually thinking about giving up who I was, hoping that would free me.

So I made my list of goals in 2009. Obviously, I would have to give some things up in order to accomplish my goals this year. I was just looking in the wrong places.

Sooooo...my resolution is in fact to get rid off all the dead weight in my life.

I plan on being 100% of the asshole that I am to accomplish this goal. This is notice to all the people in my life. ALL. If you STILL need to get your shit together after I have been supporting and supportive of you in 2008, I'm changing the locks on my house, on my phone, on my computer, on my life.

I'm not actually about beating people up. (They won't learn nothing that way.) I destroy egos and crush emotions. I find myself on the verge of something great.

I'm not there yet! But people still want to hang on like I'm going to carry their crab asses with me. That goes for family, friends (old and new), lovers, whores, the gardener, tenants, Sarah Palin and whoever else needs to be told.

Some noticeable differences will be: an increased attention early on in the year. I won't answer the phone nearly as much as I did before. I did hang up on you on purpose this year. Yes, you sound dumb. No, you can not borrow anything,...In fact...don't you owe me...(Let me check your pockets!)...Deebo Check! Fool! And I don't have it. I don't have the time. I don't have a dollar.

I do love you (My Family and friends) But this year is tough love. Deal with it.

The phrase for '09 is "Get off my dick!"

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Word Of The Day: Secret Squirrel

Current mood: amused
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The word of the day is Secret Squirrel

Secret Squirrel was a cartoon from the sixties which was revived in '93. I came up with the name in reference to the most cartoon-ish way in which people try to sneak around, have secrets, or just lie stupidly. A normal secret is not secret squirrel. Secret squirrel is only in reference absolutely absurd attempts at hiding information you may already know. Just like the cartoon I amuse myself watching the foolish pretend they know more than me.

I'm sure many of you know secret squirrel naked-dickers.







P.S. I have my New Years resolutions to share with you later tonight or tomorrow.




You are stinking hilarious & I love how you do nothing but tell the truth like it is. Good job!

Lol one person I can think of is Plies with his white teeth(unless he doesn't brush them) that he tries to hide by wearing gold teeth over them. Just absurd!!!! ITS PLIES BEBE!!!!

JR

LMAO