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Showing posts with label retard. Show all posts
Showing posts with label retard. Show all posts

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Republitards

I have just encountered a new type of retard. That is the political retard. Specifically, the Republitard.

The Republitard is just one of many types of people who don’t/can’t think for themselves and perpetuate ideas and philosophies about which they know nothing. The republitard constitutes the majority of the voting population of the Republican Party.

In the Ronald Reagan article I posted on Facebook, Ronald Reagan had a reputation for lowering taxes. In fact, He trimmed tax breaks and increased Social Security tax. In the end, he kept tax revenue at the same point it’s always been. What he essentially did was cut taxes for the rich and increase taxes for the rest of America. And he spent more! Without a major war!

Republitards are no different than “Christians” who don’t read the bible. They are no different than bandwagon sports fans. No different than militants who get their first taste of revolution. They are so gung-ho about everything and have no idea what they are talking about. None.

People like noise. It stops them from thinking. Unfortunately, what happens is people start thinking for them. It’s easy for charismatic people to be so passionate about tax breaks for the upper class. Their charisma has carried their incomes to that same upper class. They are directly affected by the causes they fight so passionately for. And they fight so passionately that the ignorant Republitards also believe they are directly affected.

So let me be clear. Republitards think they are rich. They think they are white. They think they are as charismatic as their leaders. For one, all Republican Hispanics are Republitards. They got the people elected in Arizona who are now trying to get rid of them. All Republicans who make less than 250,000 dollars a year are Republitards. They are running around crying about tax breaks when only people who make 250,001 dollars or more will be affected. Now THAT’s retarded.

How do you not know how much money you have? Only 5% (I’m being nearly doubly generous) of Americans make that much or more. As of September 1, 2010, 33.8% of American voters are registered Republicans. Assuming everyone in that 5% is Republican (Yeah Right! Like God blesses that many fools), 85% of Republicans are Republitards and/or flat out stupid. Since 35% of the voting population is Democrat we can assume safely that half of that 5% is Republican which means 93% (I rounded up. We are talking about retards. Some of them probably paid too much taxes trying to floss) of Republicans are Republitards. That’s almost all of them.

Essentially what I’m saying is, it’s retard to be Republican.

Come back next week when I show you how it’s retarded to be a Democrat.

Saturday, February 6, 2010

Word of The Day - Dick Control and Naked Dicker

I thought so.I honor of August 22, 2007. And as retribution for my incessant use of the "N" word. I have two new Words Of The Day.

Word Of The Day 1

Dick-Control

Dick-Control is easy to explain. It only has about three percent to do with sex. Dick-Control (which can also be called Pussy-Control for the P.C.[but fuck Pussies!]) is all about self control. The sexual reference explains it all and it stops there and continues in your everyday life. Sexually, it takes practice and patience to truly have dick-control. In life, it takes the same. Unfortunately, many people try to have dick control in bed and never apply the same principles in life. The result is a truly tumultuous life. In niggah talk, we runnin around with big dicks and cain't fuck.
I noticed the parallel after listening to a slew of niggahs talking about fucking all the time. But not really having any control over the important aspects of their lives. When I really listened though, I noticed these dudes didn't actually have any dick control. I mean, at no time talking with these guys do they ever seem in control. The option of not fucking is not available for them. Standards do not exist. They live by no rules or codes. It was then I realized what Dick-Control really was. Think about people we view as non-sexual who are extremely successful. We may say - Fuck that! I got to get mine. But is that (Sex, morons) what we really want. How often do you put your goals on hold for temporary pleasures? The answer to that is what Dick-Control is all about.Practice tantra. Learn your self. Become master of your domain. And lead your life in the direction YOU choose. Good luck bitches!

Word Of The Day 2
Naked-Dickers

This is the new "N" word. Since, as I've noticed these past few days, niggahs have not gone away at all. To the contrary, niggahs are thriving. Someone is seeing fit actually give niggahs money and put them on pedestals (slave blocks) as role models for the youth. It is to the point where niggahs and niggardom is going beyond race, region, sexual orientation, religion, and even class. So we still need a word to verbalize the existence (most time in frustration) of these collective low lifes. That word is Naked-Dicker.
A naked-dicker is derivative of the verb Naked-Dickin which is the act of having sex with a bare dick and pussy. Naked-Dickin is practiced exclusively by unmarried couples (or married people having sex with people they are not married too[sinners]). You can be a naked-dicker by naked-dickin but just like niggardom, naked-dickers have grown to include virgins, sexual and non-sexual people as well as already being spread across classes, races and social standings. Naked-Dickers are modern day niggers.
Just like niggahs, their attitude and behavior show no class, no restraint, no responsibility, no childcare, no planning, and most importantly, no rubbers. Since the entertainment industry, drug trade, real estate and McDonald's are making niggahs rich, we wonder who it is draining our tax dollars, besides George Bush. It is naked-dickers.
Naked-Dickers have kids they can't afford, call them miracles and ask us to support their unplanned families. Or they expect to be rewarded for taking care of responsibilities they bring upon themselves. Let's give Johnny a paid vacation (although he is constantly late to work after just starting two days ago) because he is struggling to take care of the three kids and five babie's-mamas (and doing a mediocre job at that). Yay for Johnny! He's an OK baby-daddy! Let's have a parade for OK baby-daddies! And let's give Tasha a pardon for stealing diapers for her six kids who are all the same age and have (According to Maury Povich) 14 fathers. While we're at it lets give her hella food stamps and a gang of money.
Today, naked-dickers are taking it so far beyond the kids! Naked-Dickers are not responsible for anything they do. If they didn't go to school and do their homework the way they should, who are you to give them a hard time for not being able to read. How dare you be afraid to hire a felon! He/she wouldn't have a record if it wasn't for snitches. Speaking of which, Naked-Dickers are behind that ridiculous Stop-Snitching campaign as well as all those dumb-assed T-shirts that announce proudly - I sell drugs.

Sound's like niggahs to me! So there you have it. Naked-Dickers in all there pitiful splendor.

Word of The Day - Naked-Dickin

Naked Dickin

The word is quite literal. It refers to having sex without any form of birth control. The dick is naked people! Hence, the term Naked Dickin. I can (AND WILL) go on and on about Naked Dickers. (People who recklessly have Naked Dick sex) That's another time and another word.

Word of The Day - Retard

This word is one you already know. It's just one of my favorites

Retarded

Did you know it's OK to say retarded when referring to a person of limited mental abilities? It's also OK to call someone retarded (even to their face!). You can be extra P.C. and add mentally to the front if you like.

It's not OK to say Retard or Tard. As is - Hey Retard! Or - I looked like a tard in that picture. Bad form guys. Poor form.

But think. Being retarded is one of the few things a person will always admit to if he really is in fact retarded. Truly dumb people will never admit to being dumb. A real idiot will never call himself that. A retard will say he is retarded day in and day out.

Brilliant!


...or will he/she? Maybe there are retards trying to live like ordinary people...

Friday, April 18, 2008

Trying to Fail

Current mood: confident
Category: Life

Steve Harvey went off on a tangent this morning so had to find something else. I came upon the local "People's Station". A lady was getting advice from the special guest. (No idea who the special guest was, but she had a British accent so she must have been smart.) This lady was a stay at home mom with about six kids. The lady kept saying nothing was working. Everything she had been trying was failing. The guest gave her options and the lady kept saying I tried. I tried this. I tried that. Try. Try. Try.

All I could think was - she can tell her children she tried when they get knocked up, knocked out, and knocked around. Steve Harvey already called trying - failing with honor. Is that the best our children can hope for? To fail with honor?

I had already been thinking about how much lazier we are than our parents. And maybe this is why. The baby boomers, rich or poor, DO things. We don't do anywhere near as much as they did or do now. And half the shit we say we do we don't actually do. We only try to do those things. We try everything.

When it comes to trying, we got the Baby Boomers beat. We might have it backwards. Some of us try a lot of things and all we end up doing is recreational. We try school, we try occupations, we try marriage, we try to make a living. But we do dates. We do drinks. We do drugs.

Perhaps we should turn it around. Let's do a whole lot of living. Try dating. Try drugs. Try anything we don't plan on doing forever. Let's do the things we don't mind doing forever.

We are the "Just Do It" generation. So just quit trying to fail.


*Standing ovation* and the crowd goes WILD!!!! Ok I guess u got ur muse back, that was fantastic...love this blog!!! 5 kudos!!!
Since I've gotten older I've definitely been in "Do it and Get it Done" mode...Is it b'cuz I feel I have less time to do it and no more playing around I don't know....but great piece Jason.

23 kudos!!!!!!! Excellent Blog! I see u did get your muse back lol. Just because she had a British accent doent mean that she is necessarily smart. Very true statement bout the systematic teaching of our children to "FAIL WITH HONOR" as if u are already knocking yourself out of the game before u even play. lol

JR

Don't try, DO IT.

Saturday, April 12, 2008

Letting Go

Current mood: sad
Category: Life

"Pearlicia", I'm going to do the best I can with this one. So many people have a problem with letting go of the past. I don't. The problem is. I can't really tell you why I don't have that problem.

I can forget people at will. I don't really know how I do it.
I do know that without that skill, I would be a very angry man. Or repressed. Or just all around sad. It's sad when you can't break up. It's really sad when you can't forgive. And it's a got-damned shame when you can't grow anymore because you keep going back to the shit you used to do.

Having a good memory is great for learning and growing. If you are learning math and you have to go back to chapter 1 to be able to understand chapter 4, more power to you. But if you go back to chapter 1 and get stuck there, then you are retarded. By definition. Life is the same. Once you get stuck, you are retarded. If you want to stay back there, go ahead and get yourself a helmet and a drool bucket and kick it in retard ville.

Know that mentally retarded individuals try to learn and grow and can't. Us who hold on to old shit all the time are not trying. We CAN grow. Yet we refuse. How sad is that?


The optimist is crazy!! lol Well another great blog. I think that it is human nature(its sad) to consistently think and live in the past especially when it comes to people who left a footprint weather a positive one or negative one. I'm so guilty of this behavior. To this day I still hold resement towards people from high school even though I have grown to be friends with a lot of those same people today. I don't know why! At times I can look at them with a smile and internally think about what that person did or said to me when we were in 10th grade at Bernard's. If u have an answer GURU, comment.

BTW please erase the first post! Spelling

Aaahhh yes the blog I requested..(ur gonna have to give me one to blog about)....when u talked about no growth b'cuz of the shit we use to do....damn that hit home. I wish I could tap into ur ability to "jus forget"
I really think when there's a connection that we form (sometimes in our heads) that we try to hold on to that and still, if not anything else, have somewhat of a friendship which still feels like ur being cheated b'cuz inside you want it to b "something" else.
As for ur friend and the shhhhty ppl frm his past...that's an easy one to let go. F@$ em. They didn't mean shhh then and they shouldn't mean shhh now. My issue is with ppl you have cared about....
So much to say but I'm gonna leave it that.


Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Invasion Of The Retards

Current mood: exanimate
Category: Life

DID YOU MISS ME!?!?!

I've actually been writing for yall but it all flows as one thought so let me start backwards with the ugly, then the bad, THEN the good.



Last time I spoke out on the retards, I received tons of responses asking what kind of person I thought I was. Well, I am an asshole. It's my job to be an asshole. I must expose reality since a lot of people don't like to deal with it. I speak facts. The fact is, I have never referred to the mentally challenged as retards. the retards I refer to weren't born with an abnormal chromosome pattern.

By definition:

[1. to make slow; delay the development or progress of (an action, process, etc.); hinder or impede.–verb (used without object)
2. to be delayed.–noun
3. a slowing down, diminution, or hindrance, as in a machine.
4. Slang:Disparaging.
a. a mentally retarded person.
b. a person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way: a hopeless social retard.
5. Automotive,Machinery. an adjustment made in the setting of the distributor of an internal-combustion engine so that the spark for ignition in each cylinder is generated later in the cycle]

- the retards I refer to were born normal in every way. They became retards at some point because of decisions they made. I continue to call them retards because of the decisions they continue to make.

I only bring this up again because I face a crisis. A friend pointed out that God takes care of babies and fools. I accepted that and changed the way I treated people who were slower than me. But then I was bombarded with retards and their retarded antics. I had to ask - What about the retards? They are not babies and they weren't born fools nor were they mentally injured at some point in life.

No! I am talking about winos, crackheads, sex addicts (aka nakeddickers), scary assed people, bitch assed people, and just all around losers. Today, we breed and support weakness. Our political correctness has us making excuses for all kinds of loserdom, niggardom, random naked-dickedness and increasing cases of bitch assedness. We are allowing talented individuals to give up on life and become bums.

We do it when we decide not to discipline our children because we didn't like getting whipped ourselves as children. We do it when we choose to be politically correct and not tell young people they are behaving like animals because we don't know who will sue/shoot us these days. We do it when we go out of our way to accommodate crackheads. We do it whenever we allow a circumstance to become an excuse.

Well I don't care who sues me. Good luck to any retard who thinks winning a lawsuit against me will do any good. I am here to tell it and here it is.

I officially don't give a shit about your excuses. He's this, she's that, I don't have/never had, I was born..., mah-muh-my brain hurts...blah, blah, blah. Shut up and get my fries!

And if they're not hot, I'll be doing some "Tard" bashing up in McDonald's today!


Hey asshole, WTF you been at??? I was bout to start writing blogs in a min. How about them Cowboys!!! lol

JR

You need to get on tha American Zeigheist blog! Been waiting on that for who knows how long...

Look for Ring Of Power. That one is CRAZY!!!! It's way underground

Did you see the movie??? Its comming soon, please believe. I swear im about to loose half of my myspace friends with that blog lol. I done already pissed off too many people already!

I been seen the movie! GET TO WRITING! IMMEDIATELY!!! Don't make me be the only one. I'll write one too!

LOL this weekend!

JR

Did I lose all my readers? Good! I'll start all over with only smart people

Not at all. I'm proud to be an American Retard! Here they actually bail us out when we inappropriately piss all over the common good.

Only in America are intellectuals jealous of imbeciles! Makes my heart warm...or is that my shorts? I just let out a little poop...mmmmmmmmmh!

Damn straight! You know me...I don't believe in coddling the ig'nant (yeah, I meant to spell it like that) fuck boys and girls! Tell 'em like it is and if they don't like it...fuck 'em. You can tell 'em I said it and let 'em know where to find me! I got 5 fingers on my right hand waiting to talk to their face if they don't! LOL, I'm on my soapbox tonight!

I'm actually sad to admit - I find myself getting jealous of retards and all the attention they get. Someone has to point out when people are retarded!

SAY KILLA, I GOT TO ADMIT YOU TELL IT LIKE IT IS...AND NOWADAYS IT IS WHAT PEOPLE NEED TO HEAR, ESPECIALLY THE FOLKS IN OUR AGE GROUP. PEOPLE DON'T LEARN ANYTHING UNTIL THEY END UP IN THE SITUATION THAT THEY NEVER THOUGHT THEY'D END UP IN.

KEEP BASHING THESE IGNORANT PEOPLE WHO DANCE TO THEIR OWN TUNE WHEN MUSIC SHOULDN'T EVEN BE PLAYIN'!!!!
" But if we kill'em they won't learn nuthin!" The tards have to learn someway

LMAO @ "a hit dog will holler"