The Naked Dick Chronicles

Current mood: loved
Category: Romance and Relationships

Michael Baisden, Dr. Eric Michael Dyson, and Rev. Al Sharpton (or the lady who filled in for him) all talked about being single, dating outside your race, and the pressure of Valentines day. People gave all kinds of reasons why there was pressure to get married, date inside or out of the race and/or get a date for Valentines day. Everything from Willie Lynch (no really-Willie Lynch) to OJ (not really) to "over-education" to standards too high or too low. Over nine hours, only one person mentioned probably the most important quality in looking for a mate. Patience…
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Why can't we wait? Naked dickers can't wait for rubbers. Serial daters can't wait for that right person. And we all end up hopping from person to person. Hoping, longing for someone, anyone. But we can't wait for THE one.

Do we really believe that it'll be that easy to find one person in 300,000,000 people in this country and 6 billion in this world? Do I need to add settling as an addictive behavior? Maybe we need a rehab for settlers. If the world was filled with more patient people, many of us wouldn't be here. I'd be willing to sacrifice myself for the sake of us all getting it right. (Yes, that's right. As a child of divorce I too am the result of two impatient naked dickers) It's rampant people!

70% of African American women have children out of wedlock. 50% of African Americans have herpes.

People.

There is just too much naked-dickin going on! Are you that pressed? I know its good. And yes, it definitely feels better. But where is the self control? Where is the vision? Or better yet, where is the commitment to our own dreams? Are we supposed to accept this as unchanging fact?

Sex is like any other vice. Like gambling, certain lesser drugs, drinking or whatever you may be into, it's not for everyone. Some people don't have the self control to to participate in these acts. Gambling addicts don't gamble, drug addicts and alcoholics admit they are powerless and struggle to quit. Some do it by choice. Some are court ordered. Naked dickin should be considered in the same breath as gambling addicts, alcoholics and druggies. Perhaps, we should court order the naked dickers to enter sex rehab. Admit they have no control over the pussy or dick. Submit to the higher power (Wilt Chamberlain) And quit having sex.

Naked dickin is for married people. Like Casinos are for old people. (Vegas is for the young and rich but all the rest goes to the retired.) Like drinking is for the grown and sexy.

I sense as you all are reading this, there is someone out there who feels like this is them. If you feel like this is you. You feel like a rampant naked dicker. It's not too late! Submit yourself. Come to the front of the church. The ministers will lay hands on you and pray for your privates. Be born again in the Magnum spirit. Wilt Chamberlain is looking down on you and he wants to heal your privates. Come on down and join us!

Let us pray…

Deep, I enjoyed reading it.

Peace

Brother you are so deep. Keep writing and expressing......

Very nice...I've seen way too many of my friends drop out of school because of this naked dicking and it needs to stop NOW....i have noone to party with because everyone is taking care of babies now UUUUUUUUUUUGHH!!! lol

You know you can roll with your boy. I'm getting a crew of the safety latex lovers together so we can get out party on in safety. Free from the threat of the naked dick.

On point!!! But while you mentioned African American women who have been infected by herpes, you neglected to mention that they are also the fastest growing population now being infected with the HIV/AIDS virus.

Yeah! You're right but a lot of people now about that. I was so shocked to hear about the herpes numbers. It's ridiculous!

By the way, I missed your comments. Glad you dug this one.


Good thoughts.... and I was all ready to come down to the front of the church until you said the preacher was gonna pray for my privates. LOL. But really, this is so true and even with all the risks we still take sex so lightly.

nice baby :)

Wow!!!! This was very interesting to read and it was very true!!!!!