Strawberry Letter (Pimpology 102)

Current mood: awake
Category: Life

FYI I did go to church and have THAT blog written but let me get this off. (Plus I wrote a lot in church yesterday.)

For the people who missed Pimpology 101 and need to complete these pre-requisites in order to graduate in December, let me explain. And for those who squeked by last semester with a Pass, allow me to enlighten on the everyday uses of Pimping.

Most people see a pimp as a man using a woman for money. But there is so much more to see and learn from Pimping. Take a look around at the abundance of people with no self control, who are very impulsive and easily manipulated, then turn around and REALLY look at a pimp. This man/woman (A REAL PIMP) has his self esteem and self control so together that he is able to control ANY situation. People flock to a pimp. They respect his energy. This is a power that can be used for good as well as evil. In focusing on its evil uses, we reject this wisdom and the good it can do.

But back to the letter...

This man is a hoe in all senses of the word. His self esteem was shot from the get go. In his failure to recognize and focus on his good qualities, he fell into the trap of an evil Mexican She Pimp. Hoes give up all their money and get put on allowance. Hoes don't have keys to houses they probably payed for. Hoes get separated from their families. And hoes get drawn into this life through the same lack of self esteem this man is exhibiting.

The Mexican She Pimp locked in on his lack of self esteem (which is very common in men who date outside their race[I said it!]). Steve Harvey guessed she was fat and ugly. I'll go even farther and guess this man is dark skinned. I would bet on it.

Many, many people get into these pimp-hoe relationships and sometimes get stuck in them for life. Like I said before, pimping can be good or evil. If your self esteem is not tight, you better stay on home. You run out into life like a hoe, you will get pimped. I don't know about you, but I would rather be the one doing the pimpin (For Jesus).

This week's homework is listening to Suga Free's "Just Add Water". For those of you who took incompletes last semester pick up "Street Gospel".

Coming tommorow - "What I learned in Church"


pimpin' 4 jesus...?

You know dude, you probably right about that shit. Dude probably a dark skinned and got a light skinned infatuation. And you know ol' girl probably ain't a hot thing either. It is what it is though. Everybody's got their place in the world. I'll just keep trying to be a pimp for the righteous side! Never a hoe though!