Word Of The Day: Jaw Jacking

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Jaw Jacking

Jaw Jacking is essentially what it says. You jack up your jaws so that your mouth is always open. It is a concerted effort to never stop talking. Ironically, jaw jacking is a strong sign of insecurity and lying. It is not for the outgoing and friendly. It is usually the people who have social anxieties who resort to jaw jacking. Jaw-jackers are also mostly lying. I mean really. Who has the time to talk so much about nothing? I mean if there was something going on worth talking about, wouldn't you be too busy participating to discuss EVERY SINGLE MINUTE DETAIL of what's going on? Doers do. Walkers walk and talkers talk. And at the extreme end of talking is the jaw-jacker.

Jaw-Jacking virtually always consists of excuses for not doing anything, lies about doing or not doing something, someone else who is actually doing or not doing something, and a whole bunch of - WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? Victims of jaw-jackers use a lot of "uh-huh's", "yeahs" and "really's" as they pretend to listen and search for an exit to the conversation. Most times victims are forced to resort to just walking away.

If you are subject to a jaw-jacker, you may find yourself wanting to break the jaw of a jaw-jacker in order to get the quiet you seek. But then you realize that a jaw-jacker won't ever get into a physical confrontation because jaw-jackers don't actually do anything. Be careful no to get caught up into the fantasy world of a a jaw-jacker. It is not a real place. Jaw-jackers eventually grow into fantastic liars. If you find conversations going too far beyond the main topic; if you have no idea what the fuck someone is talking about and no clue as to when they will get to the point; if you find yourself avoiding eye contact or entrance into conversations with certain people, then you know a jaw-jacker.

Anyone of the opposite sex (or same sex if you are family) [If you have no idea what family means then stay out of my parenthesis!] who calls too much just to see how you are and then stays on the phone way too long is a jaw-jacker. Anyone who has horrible breath is a jaw-jacker even if they don't talk too often at all just because they talk more than they should (which if you have bad breath is never). If you don't know what any of this definition is about, YOU are the jaw-jacker. In that case - SHUT THE FUCK UP!

This has been the word of the day. The key to learning is application. Locate the jaw-jackers in your life and tell them to SHUT THE FUCK UP. They likely won't. But at least they'll have a clue as to why you avoid them after that.








Funny and informative, funny because I always thought you were a jaw jacker, informative because now I know you aren't.