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Thursday, May 24, 2007

Sharing, Swinging and the Invasion of the SidePieces

Current mood: indifferent
Category: Romance and Relationships


I was just thinking about a comment one of my jaw jackin co-workers made a few weeks ago. (The conversation came up again.) A lady (At this shop, there's always a lady.) come by to get her sunroof worked on. Now, we don't do sunroofs. We can do them but it is too time consuming and we don't have the staff. So me being the face of the business, I ran out to let her know we couldn't do it and send her away. I came up on one of our head mechanics talking to her about actually fixing her car. Long story short, the lady had been here before hooked up with another guy (the body man) who no longer worked here and he gave her a discount on the job. Now this trick wanted to do the same with the same girl. This memory along with another conversation started me on this train of thought.

My brother mentioned a girl who used to work here and said that the same body man had hooked up with her. As I was considering her for my cousin, I immediately scratched her off. It's not that she was a bad person or I thought her loose. She was in fact nice and had her game (lifestyle) quite tight. It's just that I don't see why we should have to share women when we are rich with them. TONS and TONS of women come up here all day. There are even more in Atlanta. What's the point of sharing?

I realized that I have experienced more of this here than anywhere else I have lived. And this is the one place I would have thought it not to be so. So many of the men I encounter out here want to talk about sharing "freaks". Even my younger cousin has spoken of this practice with fondness.

I'm just not one for all of that. I like freaky women. But it's not on my mind like that to run trains or flip women. The last time I was naked around another man was when I was three and all my cousins and I used to go pee at the same time. It was like five of us all around the toilet, celebrating recently being potty trained. I mean sharing women today is like going with your crew to a buffet and eating off one plate. WTF!

Understand that I am not saying I would rule out a nice girl because she dated someone I know. I just won't pursue a woman just because I know she hooked up with my boy. I don't chase girls with boyfriends. (LADIES-That was for you! Quit starin!) I don't want anyone standing next to me when I pee. I'll buy you a plate of food if I have to because I don't want anyone digging in my plate. And I don't share. I spread the wealth.

We're not [that] poor anymore. You don't have to have what's mine and I don't have to have what's yours. I can show you how I get it and I can learn how you get it. And we can both have our own. I'm extremely generous but GET YOUR HAND OUT MY POCKET! You got to get your own!







Case and point..I asked a male friend of mine had he ever ran a train on a girl and he said "yes, but I had to go first...I hate sloppy seconds"....

I never understood why a guy would settle for crumbs of my attention with the knowledge that I have a man...being second sucks...(i.e. my blog on married men)

Lol @ "yes, but I had to go first...

Was she cute?

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