Thank You Retards: (I stole this from Whitney)

Current mood: flirty
Category: Life

It's my intention to make you all smile. If you're not smiling, what's the point.
THIS IS NUCKIN FUTS!!!


retards are super creative!!

Category: Art and Photography

the transformative power of retardation is real.
in the subway this one time, where they roam freely,
i saw this tard
slapping the shit out of himself for money
it was really sweet.
he had pans and cutting boards and cardboard
and shit duct taped to his body to create different sounds
and then he would slap the shit out of himself
for my entertainment.
it was like candy, mind-blowing.
he earned every cent of that fifty-eight.
this other tard (he said his name was uuuggggghhhhhh)
created a doodoo-schmear in the likeness of bloomberg,
our esteemed mayor, on a window of the f train.
where i saw a window,
he saw a frame for his artistic fecal reconstruction.
the simp aesthetic, foreign in my carefully constructed,
acutely logical scene, reveals an imaginative climate
outside of my comfort zone but so close i could clean it
with clorox and a ten foot pole.
but who the fuck am i to judge them?
i won't giuliani them.
after all, what have i made out of
my own shit (or someone else's) lately?
a doodoo-schmear ended up
teaching me about myself.

thank you, (re)tards.

i apologize if you are offended by my commendation
because it was meant for every other retard but you.







yes... it's amazing some of the things we see in the transit stations. i have stopped riding alone at night cuz it gets a little scary at times. but everybody gets by in life whatever way they can.