Category: Life
When you stay at home like I do, babysitting is a good way to make sitting on the couch profitable. So, I thought I might share some of the things I've learned from my eleven nieces and nephews and random crack babies, bastard children, puppies, kitties and flushed goldfish.
#1 is the most important:
No dough. No Show. If your broke friend asks you to babysit, buy them a box of rubbers and politely pass. Tell them they can't afford children. Give them the rubbers and the phone number of somewhere they can sell their children on the black market.
that was hilarious! you really need to be focusing on your book....not these funny little blogs!!!
Oh the book is fine. I just had to give you all something in the mean time!
Oh my GOODNESS!! How come I didn't know you were this funny?
You probably thought I was just being drunk.
So true, so true....
so true... especially if the kids are bad! but if you do decide to start baby-sitting for free please let me know cuz i'm paying twice as much for day care as my monthly car payment right now.
Life is good. I'm sharing it with the world. So this is life the way I see it...
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