GOD Laid This BS On My Heart

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GOD LAID THIS ONE ON MY HEART

Well, maybe he did...

In preparation for my report on church tomorrow, (I'm going to a different Baptist Church. WELCOME TO ATLANTA!) this story is about my girlfriend's ex who is now apparently a stalker.

Tuesday, he keeps calling and texting while we're out to eat. He says he just has to share something because "GOD laid this on his heart". It got me to thinking: Do people come with that church angle just to save themselves from an ass whippin?

Whatever the origin of this ridiculous saying. Just add it to the ever growing list of Church People Cliches that make my ears (and heart: pun intended) hurt every time I hear them.

But seriously, SO MANY people see fit to blurt shit out that - "GOD laid on their hearts" lately. What about all the other people trying to lay shit on you? The devil can also LAY something on your heart. Is it GOD all the time?

BTW - The Ex was abusive and what God laid on his heart was for her to come back to him to continue being abused because God told him that but didn't motivate him to change his ways at all...

We gotta be careful. God may run up to you and punch you in the lip with something too! Or God might lay with your neighbor next door because no one answered when he came by your house. (WHAT WERE YOU UP TO?) God may lay something in your bed. The devil is subtle and God is mysterious. So either way, you are not meant to know what's going on all the time. You better WATCH!

Let go, let God and watch your ass because the devil waiting to catch you slippin!


I'm feeling the last line. Ain't nothing BUT the truth!