Invasion Of The Retards

Current mood: exanimate
Category: Life

DID YOU MISS ME!?!?!

I've actually been writing for yall but it all flows as one thought so let me start backwards with the ugly, then the bad, THEN the good.



Last time I spoke out on the retards, I received tons of responses asking what kind of person I thought I was. Well, I am an asshole. It's my job to be an asshole. I must expose reality since a lot of people don't like to deal with it. I speak facts. The fact is, I have never referred to the mentally challenged as retards. the retards I refer to weren't born with an abnormal chromosome pattern.

By definition:

[1. to make slow; delay the development or progress of (an action, process, etc.); hinder or impede.–verb (used without object)
2. to be delayed.–noun
3. a slowing down, diminution, or hindrance, as in a machine.
4. Slang:Disparaging.
a. a mentally retarded person.
b. a person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way: a hopeless social retard.
5. Automotive,Machinery. an adjustment made in the setting of the distributor of an internal-combustion engine so that the spark for ignition in each cylinder is generated later in the cycle]

- the retards I refer to were born normal in every way. They became retards at some point because of decisions they made. I continue to call them retards because of the decisions they continue to make.

I only bring this up again because I face a crisis. A friend pointed out that God takes care of babies and fools. I accepted that and changed the way I treated people who were slower than me. But then I was bombarded with retards and their retarded antics. I had to ask - What about the retards? They are not babies and they weren't born fools nor were they mentally injured at some point in life.

No! I am talking about winos, crackheads, sex addicts (aka nakeddickers), scary assed people, bitch assed people, and just all around losers. Today, we breed and support weakness. Our political correctness has us making excuses for all kinds of loserdom, niggardom, random naked-dickedness and increasing cases of bitch assedness. We are allowing talented individuals to give up on life and become bums.

We do it when we decide not to discipline our children because we didn't like getting whipped ourselves as children. We do it when we choose to be politically correct and not tell young people they are behaving like animals because we don't know who will sue/shoot us these days. We do it when we go out of our way to accommodate crackheads. We do it whenever we allow a circumstance to become an excuse.

Well I don't care who sues me. Good luck to any retard who thinks winning a lawsuit against me will do any good. I am here to tell it and here it is.

I officially don't give a shit about your excuses. He's this, she's that, I don't have/never had, I was born..., mah-muh-my brain hurts...blah, blah, blah. Shut up and get my fries!

And if they're not hot, I'll be doing some "Tard" bashing up in McDonald's today!


Hey asshole, WTF you been at??? I was bout to start writing blogs in a min. How about them Cowboys!!! lol

JR

You need to get on tha American Zeigheist blog! Been waiting on that for who knows how long...

Look for Ring Of Power. That one is CRAZY!!!! It's way underground

Did you see the movie??? Its comming soon, please believe. I swear im about to loose half of my myspace friends with that blog lol. I done already pissed off too many people already!

I been seen the movie! GET TO WRITING! IMMEDIATELY!!! Don't make me be the only one. I'll write one too!

LOL this weekend!

JR

Did I lose all my readers? Good! I'll start all over with only smart people

Not at all. I'm proud to be an American Retard! Here they actually bail us out when we inappropriately piss all over the common good.

Only in America are intellectuals jealous of imbeciles! Makes my heart warm...or is that my shorts? I just let out a little poop...mmmmmmmmmh!

Damn straight! You know me...I don't believe in coddling the ig'nant (yeah, I meant to spell it like that) fuck boys and girls! Tell 'em like it is and if they don't like it...fuck 'em. You can tell 'em I said it and let 'em know where to find me! I got 5 fingers on my right hand waiting to talk to their face if they don't! LOL, I'm on my soapbox tonight!

I'm actually sad to admit - I find myself getting jealous of retards and all the attention they get. Someone has to point out when people are retarded!

SAY KILLA, I GOT TO ADMIT YOU TELL IT LIKE IT IS...AND NOWADAYS IT IS WHAT PEOPLE NEED TO HEAR, ESPECIALLY THE FOLKS IN OUR AGE GROUP. PEOPLE DON'T LEARN ANYTHING UNTIL THEY END UP IN THE SITUATION THAT THEY NEVER THOUGHT THEY'D END UP IN.

KEEP BASHING THESE IGNORANT PEOPLE WHO DANCE TO THEIR OWN TUNE WHEN MUSIC SHOULDN'T EVEN BE PLAYIN'!!!!
" But if we kill'em they won't learn nuthin!" The tards have to learn someway

LMAO @ "a hit dog will holler"

Niggardom, Al Sharpton and a Eulogy for the N word (And by N word I mean nigger)

This blog is attributed to Al Sharpton. This week Wednesday is the official eulogy of the N word (and the B word bitches!). My struggle has been with the lack of a word to describe certain people who still so abundantly exist in the world.

Disclaimer: The following commentary uses A LOT of foul language in reference to A GANG of foul people. By that, I mean niggahs/niggers and niggardom. (I have to get it all out by Wednesday so that I may unveil a new word to refer to the growing population of super-retards.

Niggers/niggahs are all over the world. Niggahs are white, black, hispanic, asian, arab, moslem, christian, jew, atheist, vegan, carnivores, omnivores, smart, dumb (Mostly dumb), straight, gay, bi, punks, bebops, whoopty whops, tramps scalliwags, punk assed bitches, bitch assed niggahs, fleas, ticks and all the rest. Case in point: I went to the movies. I decided to pay cash (Big Mistake!). I'm waiting in line behind two groups of white people. These people seem like friends. However, when they buy their tickets, they go up to the window one at a time...Can I tell you I was imagining punching white girls in the back of the head for at least ten minutes tonight. I mean who would go out with people they don't trust to buy tickets all at once but niggahs?

I have to admit before I go deeper that I too have been a niggah. Never been called a nigger (except by an old black lady in the Magic Johnson Theaters). I even ran with geniuses who called themselves niggahs and went to extreme means to act real niggarish. These men who are now nuerosurgeons, scientists, lawyers, teachers, politicians and highly educated low lifes were overreacting to what niggahs would have you believe is a loss of Blackness that comes with education. Most of us are over that shit. Good luck to the rest of us. I officially renounce my own niggardom and vow that I am in no way affiliated with any coons, spicks, niggers, scumbuckets, cumbuckets, naked-dickers, naked-dicking or any other form of niggardom.

Another story shared by a friend may be familiar to many of you, directly or indirectly. She shared with some friends of her's how she took her daughter to the library from time to time. Her friends responded that she was acting white. PURE NIGGARDOM. Whereas I have seen many, many more white retards and an over abundance of young black prodigies, niggardom would have you believe that it is impossible to improve or strengthen your natural intelligence.

Speaking to Al Sharpton's issue. Anyone who supports the Stop Snitching campaign is probably on the down low or just a bitch assed niggah scared to get his/her ass whooped by whoever he/she needs to be snitching on. Or they are just retarded[not in a funny way]. (I cannot stress enough how abundant retardation is today. GO TO THE LIBRARY PEOPLE! TAKE YOUR CHILDREN!) When I was young a snitch was someone who told TOO much. Not just told. Maybe I called someone a snitch when I was mad or embarassed that my dumb ass got caught doing something wrong. Al Sharpton mentioned the 60s and 70s when we were REALLY a community. We had so much pride that any niggardom was immediately dealt with. Whether it was community members or the law, we all stood up against niggardom.

Today, spoiled children be they rich or poor (its mostly poor) are growing up to be niggars. A growing number of them are growing to be rich niggers. Call them Michael Vick, Paris Hilton, Her whole crew, Puff Daddy, Diddy, Coa Coa Puff Diddy Puff, Kobe Bryant, George Bush (both of them) or OJ Simpson, they are all niggers (see the current issue of the Klu Klux Klan newsletter for reference). And they are all influencing a new generation of young niggahs who see no problem with niggardom. What we are left with is a rampage of retardation and an overpopulation of niggers. As a caller on the great Michael Baisden's show mentioned, how can we put an end to the N word with out putting an end to niggardom. There would be too many niggahs running around with no name to unify their mass retardation. So what do we do?

The question is - what word will we use when we choose to limit ourselves (as niggahs) do by ending our use of the N word? Let's be honest, it will only be a select few who actually does refuse to use a word. Most retards don't read or listen to talk radio, so how would they even know that they have been renamed? And when we do find a new name for this special classification of retard, what do we do about the actual cure for retardation?

I mean, I am tired of the N word, but I am so much more tired of niggardom. So in my ongoing fight to end niggardom (which I will chronicle here), I will have to use a new word to reference my adversaries and the actual problem.